chocogem and the 33rd floor pantry...

our office pantry is host to an array of exciting beverages... soap-tasting coffee, bland-looking creamer, unsweetened sugar, Lipton tea bags (im no fan of tea...), and chocogem (a three-in-one chocomilksugar mix). if you're lucky, you may find half drank 1.5 liter "unspirited" cokes, 3 day old C2 bottles, unopened KFC or Jollibee take out drinks still left untouched inside the plastics with 15-20 unused straws, 20 day X colas in the ref and loads of left over starbucks frap foams... take note... foams... left over foams still cherishly stored in our dear old ref. still couldn't figure out why would anyone leave the foams... autistic.

but then again, everyone in our floor is autistic... we only vary in the degree of autism that has dawned upon each and everyone of us...

our pantry is like a 4-5 foot walled enclosure built for weight conscious poeple. why? it is the most diet-conducive(if there is such a word) place i've ever seen... when you take out your lunch to eat there, you will be stripped of your appetite once you see the elnk posters bordering each and every wall, reminding you of each and every new split skill available for your job on your way to "universal agent-dom". this is especially effective when you're just alone, in taking your lunch because you will be facing an-ill colored yellow wall of nothingness... if you're not alone, everyone you meet in the pantry will either be taking a breather from a long call or ranting about how ill scored his QA was, or how high is his/her AHT... next thing you know, appetite is gone; it's either you would eat quickly, or not eat at all...

thank God for mangdo, and kungfu chicken... but then you can only have much of them in a week.

that's why i like chocogem, just take one or two packs and your good for another 3-4 hours... then you can have real breakfast... until then...

no wonder we are all autistic...